Training & Gym Upgrades

Training is the primary mechanism by which you may increase your Power. The only other way to do so currently is with a Zenkai or by Shadow Boxing, but these are either unreliable or give too little Power, training is the most effective and stable way to get stronger. Each training will increase your EXP bar (the green one), and once it is filled you will level up and your power will increase. Each time you level up the amount of EXP required to level up again increases. Each Gym Upgrade will grant access to a different training method, each of which give more EXP than the last, and allow access to a new tier of Gear. The first training is free, but each additional one will cost gold, with each one increasing in price.

Sensei's Training

Training Method	Cost	Reward	Type	Note
First Punching Bag	Free	Zenkai	Boxing Bag	Punch until the bag is destroyed
Rubber Ball	12	Kiai	Flow	Move 1: X,B,B,A,X,B,B,A Move 2: X,B,B,A,X,B,B,A Move 3: A,B,B,X,A,B,B,X Move 4: X,B,B,AA,X,BB,A Move 5: X,B,B,AA,X,BB,A
Breaking Planks	85	Dash	Struggle	Rapidly tap the screen, or hold a finger on the screen if the first S.M.U.T. upgrade has been purchased
Ignite Ki	500	Ki Blast	Hidden Flow	Move 1: A,A,B,B Move 2: A,B,A,B Move 3: B,B,A,A Move 4: B,A,B,A Move 5: A,B,A,A Move 6: B,A,B,B
Second Punching Bag	750	None	Boxing Bag	Punch until the bag is destroyed
Powering Up	Free	Power Up	Struggle	Rapidly tap the screen, or hold a finger on the screen if the first S.M.U.T. upgrade has been purchased
Karl Lifting	6,500	None	Flow	Move 1: A,B,A,B,AAA Move 2: B,A,B,A,BBB Move 3: A,A,B,B,ABA Move 4: BB,AA,BB,AA,AAA,BBB Move 5: X,X,ABA,B,B,BBB
Balance	21,000	Dodge	Balance	Keep your character as centered as possible by pressing A to move left and B to move right. Generally, tapping seems to work better than long holds as long holds tend to overshoot and swing you to the far side quickly.
Breaking Bricks	60,000	None	Struggle	Rapidly tap the screen, or hold a finger on the screen if the first S.M.U.T. upgrade has been purchased
Third Punching Bag	320,000	None	Boxing Bag	Punch until the bag is destroyed
Compress Ki	800,000	energy beam	Hidden Flow	Move 1: X,X,A,X Move 2: X,X,B,X Move 3: X,A,X,X Move 4: X,B,X,X Move 5: AA,BX,X,A Move 6: BB,AX,X,B,XXX

Sensei's Training Quotes

Training	Quotes
Generic Training Room Entrance	"Welcome back." "Time to sweat." "It puts the workout on its skin, or else it gets no gains again." "Ohhh, my back..." "I've been waiting" "Training, training, training." "I fixed you a protein shake, but I drank it." "{name}! My favourite and only surviving student!" "Yeesh, that is one ugly outfit." "Wait a minute, don't come in here! Hold your nose for a minute. I'm so sorry." "No, {name} has no idea... That's the beauty of it. You'd better go in case -- {name}! *awkward cough* Good to see you." "BCAAs. "Branch chain amino acids." Don't know what they do, don't care. Sounds very sciency. Here, eat some and see what happens." "Proto-Burn 9000! The Ultimate Fat Burner! I bought this supplement off some online influencer. Do I look leaner to you?" "Lord, how I miss having regular bowel movements. Youth is truly wasted on the young." "Well hello there." *singing k-pop loudly* "Oh! I didn't see you there. How embarrassing." "You look underslept today. Bad dreams? Good dreams? Caffeine addiction?" "My foot is bleeding. It's my own blood. I haven't kicked anybody to death." "Who do you think would win a fight: a small army of domesticated ferrets or a very hungry old man? The answer may surprise you." "Potato starch. It's totally underrated. Good for thickening, good for coating. Put it on wings. It's magic stuff." "Mother gave me lettuce again! She knows I hate lettuce on my sandwiches! They're ruined! They're all ruined!" "Ever wonder how I can be out in the hallway, yet suddenly appear in here while you walk through the door? Eh? Eh?" "Met this old geezer called Master Rowshee the other day. He had this fleshy pet turtle, made a hell of a soup." "I haven't slept in thirteen years. You know what keeps me awake at night? Congenital bloodlust." "Oh hey, kid. I'm about to do some laundry. Do you need anything washed?" "So, about the dirty laundry you gave me to wash... It all caught fire. I'm sorry about that." *combing bald spot tenderly* "I have seventeen bottles of gin here, and I'm not saying they're all for today, but they are though and I've already had two. Oh yeah!" *burps unapologetically* "That's what I think of you not being in here training already. Train! Mush!"
Generic Progression (Punching Bags or Water Walking that's not "failable")	"Harder! More!" "Again!" "Now drop and give me 20! Or whatever, don't." "Wax on, wax off." "Did you just mutter something about plagiarism?" "One, two, three. Bam, bam, BAM! BAM IT! I THINK MY PRE-WORKOUT IS KICKING IN! LET'S TRAIN! YEAH!" "OH YEAH! YOU GOT A PUMP? I'VE GOT A PUMP. YOU'RE MAKING PROGRESS. YEAH, KEEP GOING!" sweating "The path to power is trodden slowly but with great rewards." "You must be patient but firm." "Each gain may feel like a drop of water, but when you look back you will see you have filled an ocean." "PUSH! THROUGH!" "Yes! The urge to rest is your enemy; you must break its legs!" "But you still need to rest sometimes so maybe leave just one of its legs unbroken." "Imagine yourself as a well of energy in a silent, black abyss." "You are staring into the void and you feel energy begin to flow through your body." "Now imagine yourself as a velociraptor, and you are getting your nails done with your best friend." "Focus! Your enemies may trick you into thinking of silly things. You must maintain concentration." "I wonder what I'll have for lunch." "Did you bring any lunch with you?" "Actually, could I borrow some money for lunch?" "My mother packed me sandwiches, but I don't like them." "I tell her, 'You can't add lettuce on a warm day! By the time I eat, it's gone brown!'" "I love her but she never listens." "What do you mean she must be very old? How old do you think I am?" "Phew, you've really been at this for a while now. Aren't you tired?" "I know I said to push through but, I mean, be reasonable." "FOOL! I TRICKED YOU AGAIN! YOU MUST NEVER TAKE A BREAK!" "Good. You will never achieve greatness if you don't sacrifice everything that matters." "If I just start repeating myself, don't mind me. I'm getting tired."
Generic Post-Success Training	"Good. Just because you've succeeded in this exercise does not mean there's nothing more it can teach you." "Yes. There is always room to improve." "Looks like this is pretty easy for you now." "So, are you saving up money for your next lesson?" "Getting a bit stronger can make it easier to earn that money faster. You're doing the smart thing, kid." "Prince Vegetable didn't become a Super Sage by giving up, you know. He was full of rage, testosterone and insecurity." "I'm glad my presence has been so motivating for you." "Aaah... Sorry, I have to take this call. It's Mother." "Yes, hi Mother. It's me, Sensei." *whispers* "No, you have to call me Sensei in front of my students. They don't know my real name." "Yes. Yes. Okay. I'll pick up some milk. Do we have eels at home? I'll pick up some eels, too." "I'll tell them, yes. They're doing very well. puts hand over phone Mother told me to tell you she says hello." "Yes, I did. {name} says hi back. My pants ARE clean. You washed them just last week! No, those were maple syrup stains." "I will. And I'm sorry about your pet dog. I didn't know you used it to keep you company. I'll replace it with a fresh one." "Okay. Okay, thanks Mother. Yes, I'm--I'm still with {name}. I... Yes, yes, I will." "Okay, bye. Oh, wait -- are you still there? Damn it. hangs up I forgot to tell her not to put lettuce on my sandwiches." "Sorry about that. I know it's unprofessional, but... it's my Mother. What am I to do? She says bye, by the way." "Hey, have you seen that weird guy out in the hall? With a cat hanging around his ankles? What's that all about?" "He keeps trying to... solicit money from me. For... something. I don't really understand. And he wants me to 'rate' him." "This ain't a dating app. I ain't rating him NOTHING." "If he keeps chewing my ear off every time I try to walk past, he AND his cat are going on a trip to... ah, being dead." "Well, actually, his cat's ok. Did you hear he named it after General Tarquin? The First General of Beatdown? Strange choice." "He reckons he named General Tarquin after the CAT, but that makes, like, zero sense. Bah! Crazy youths." "Just quietly, between us, I do like to check in and ask how the cat is doing. That cat is always up to SOME shenanigans." "Cats are good'ns. Don't rate people much. Not crazy about many things. Cats, though. They're keepers." "You got pets?" "Oh, right. The thing with the llamas. Yeah, yeah, your reason for revenge and all that. I forgot. Kinda awkward." "Well, and don't take this the wrong way, I'm just sayin', but maybe if you had cats instead of llamas, he wouldn't have burned them." "I was just sayin', is all. Don't take it personally. I'm sure your, ah, llamas were quite nice." "Keep training." "..." "Again!" "Harder!" "Oh dear lord this is boring to watch. What have I signed up for?" *sigh*
Generic Training Failure	"No, no. You need to focus." "Again!" "That's all wrong." "It will get easier and faster as you get stronger." *Impatient grumbling* "Work harder." "So much potential. So little talent." "If you aren't determined, you will be beaten." "You will never be the best unless you PUSH." "Carry on." "Yes. Carry on..." "Carrion." "Carrion. The only combination of mouth sounds that is both gently encouraging, and a reference to decaying animals." "I thought this might motivate you. Do you feel... motivated? What if I tell you I'm watching you closely?" "The desire to look super cool in front of other martial artists will spur your power to great heights." "Vanity is a great motivator. It worked for me, didn't it? I'm actually quite impressive, you know." "In fact, you could say I have somewhat of a following." "Oh, my other disciples are around, here and there. Carrying out my bidding and so forth." "I never asked for this much power. I simply reached out and took it. Asking is for wimps." "My mother taught me that. She is a firm woman. Firm, but fair." "Mother's friend Janice was around for tea yesterday. I baked a pie." "Janice wouldn't eat any pie, so we had to eviscerate her." "Mother was upset about Janice, but what can you do? 'Pie allergy' was just such a poor excuse to refuse my cooking." "And how can you just specifically be allergic to pie anyway? I mean flour, gravy, meat, any ONE of those things, sure." "But you don't say 'I'm allergic to pie.'" "As it turned out, I was allergic to Janice." "Do you think I ramble a bit?" "Correct answer. If you had said yes, I might have increased your training fees." "Yeah, you're doing fine. Just keep... I dunno, pressing buttons or whatever you're doing." "I am full of stewed eels. I ate thirteen of them. My mouth feels slippery and I just can't shake this slight smell of fish." "Aaah... It's a nice afternoon, isn't it? Hey, do you want some of these eels?" "What do you mean where did I get this bucket of eels? I... I found them. That's normal. They were already stewed." "Ugh, I was full like, six eels ago. I have a problem." "Seafood. Feast. Complete."
First Punching Bag	"Stop for a moment. You must pace yourself and stay still to catch your breath. You'll train more efficiently if you let your stamina recover properly before continuing." (First time becoming exhausted) "This is my old gym! So much history... The musty smell is years of my sweat and blood and if we're being frank, also urine. The dust is mostly just my cute little skin cells." (First Time Entering Training Room) "I could teach you, kid. I could take you on as a student and show you powerful fighting moves, but I don't train soggy potato bun losers. Understand?" (First Time Entering Training Room) "For now, go beat up on that boxing bag. I'll watch and judge you harshly (both as a fighter and as a human being). If you impress me, we'll take it from there." (First Time Entering Training Room) "Begin." (First Time Entering Training Room) "Harder! Train to raise your Power Level but don't be fooled by the small gains. Even +0.01 will make a big difference in how hard you hit. In this world, Power is everything." (Progression) "Listen, kid! You can buy gear from the shop to boost your EXPERIENCE gain. No money? Try beating people up in the Alleyway. The higher your Power Level, the faster you can collect gold!" (Progression) "Speaking of gold, once you've proven yourself on the bag you're going to have to pay me for a real lesson. I don't work for free, breadchild." (Progression) "Faster! When you're stronger, I could teach you to harness your spiritual essence into ENERGY BEAMS -- the pinnacle of known awesomeness." (Progression) "Keep going! There's no instant gratification here, you soft little hot dog. If you want to compete with the best, you have to work for it. Work for it!" (Progression) "So, uh... You came to Mash City to find a 'Man in a Golden Mask,' but instead you... drank vodka? Oh boy, I feel that. Waking up wet, naked and full of violence... Aah." (Progression) "So this guy burned down your llamas? Your HUNDREDS of llamas? No wonder you're mad! That's a lot of llamas. Sidenote, I don't think that's how you use 'burned down' in a sentence." (Progression) "Golden mask, eh? Sounds like you had a run-in with Emperor Axemetal and his Five Generals of Beatdown. They're super cool and powerful. I understand you want revenge... You aren't the first, kid." (Progression) "I won't mince words. You've kicked a hornet's nest and as you are now, you don't stand a chance. Axemetal probably already has General Tarquin looking for you. You need to get out of Mash City!" (Progression) "You can escape the city via the Sewers, but at your Power Level... I don't think you'll make it very far. So for now, make that anger your POWER! Imagine the bag is Emperor Axemetal!" (Progression) "He's holding one of your llamas, and he's, uh... He's got a match to its nose! Do you feel it? 'Help me!' the llama screams. 'How could you abandon us?' But you're too late!" (Progression) "Your llama has gone up in flames and Axemetal laughs, dropping the charred remains in a grotesque splat. Is this... helping? Is it motivating you? You should be hitting the bag harder now." (Progression) "One, two, three! Why are you looking at me like that? Make this your STRENGTH! I'm the teacher here, kid. I'll decide how to teach. If you wanna fight, you're gonna fight ANGRY!" (Progression) "Your llama's charred remains are judging you. They're wondering why you're WEAK. Why you COULDN'T SAVE THEM." (Progression) "Well, kid, that's enough for now. It looks like you aren't a complete waste of time. You can keep training on the bag if you want, but only I can take you further." (After Completion) "Get out to the Alleyway and get some money together. Once you pay me for a lesson, we'll see if I can't teach you a trick or two." (After Completion) "By the way, kid... Call me Sensei." (After Completion) "MY PUNCHING BAG! YOU MONSTER, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?" (If you finish the training within the first combo, doesn't trigger if you have shadowboxed)
Rubber Ball	Focus! To build power, you will need to hone not just your body, but also your spirit resonance--or ki. Expand your power into this rubber ball; your goal is to make it explode without squeezing it. (Training Start) This exercise is called Flow training. It requires precise timing and rhythm--traits you currently lack. But if you manage to master it, you will learn the KIAI technique. (Training Start) Now stand on the mat and begin! (Training Start) Do you hate it? *chuckles* Frustrating, isn't it? Yes, that's because you're used to having things handed to you, breadchild. (Failure) Pay attention! Activate the circles when they are tightest. Watch a circle's colour to see when it will break. (Failure) Oh please. "Wah! This isn't fun! Why would anybody do this?" To get POWERFUL, potato bun. I call it delayed gratifi- cation. Rewards without effort are MEANINGLESS! (Failure) All training exercises start out hard, but get much easier as your Power Level increases. Don't expect to finish any exercise on the first go. (Failure) Bad timing and mistakes will cause you to exhaust yourself. Pay attention to your Stamina. (Failure) It just requires more time. Time, and talent. You have at least one of these things, so USE it. (Failure) No, you're squeezing with your hands. That won't work. Loosen your grip on the ball, and clear your mind. Do you feel it pushing back against your power? (Failure) Feel inside yourself for a little light. Good--now PULL! Draw out that power, and force it through your hands. (Failure) Wrong! You must put out MORE POWER. Why am I wasting my time with you? (Failure) It's a ball--not a chocolate cake. Stop drooling and blow it up! (Failure) *sigh* At least you're definitely getting closer. (Failure) Self-help gurus say that all energy is refracted consciousness; wisdom essence infused with mortal vibration. (Failure) I have absolutely no idea what it means, but they obviously know what they're talking about. So make sure you vibrate. (Failure) You know, you could really learn a thing or two from these self-help books. Practise stillness... But also, vibrate. And train. (Failure) The top fighters in the world Leaderboards didn't get there by moaning and crying, did they? But it obviously makes up part of your strategy. (Failure) This training exercise requires a lot of balls. What? No, rubber balls. Foolish child. The balls were included in your training fees... I'm not a COMPLETE scrooge. (Failure) Well done. An average student takes many years to master ki control. You are not average. (Success) The KIAI technique is an old, reliable classic. At its heart, it's a raw display of power that knocks enemies back. (Success) The KIAI can humiliate weak enemies by blowing them away for fun, or it can keep a stronger enemy back while you catch your breath. (Success) If you find yourself fighting an enemy capable of energy blasts, the KIAI will also reflect those back in their face. (Success) Offensively, the KIAI is effective for breaking enemy blocks in close range and opening them up for combos. (Success) One final thing, kid. The KIAI WON'T deplete your stamina -- only ki energy! You can use it when out of breath. (Success) Psst, kid. You can check how to perform new moves by checking the MOVES tab in your CODEX. (Success) *sigh* That was supposed to take a week. Alright, moving on... (First Try Success, Requires SMUT 10)
Breaking Planks	Your progress with ki control will in turn allow you to strengthen your body. (Training Start) These planks of wood won't break unless your arm moves BEYOND the speed which is normally possible. (Training Start) To achieve this, you must learn to infuse ki into your body. The feeling will come to you gradually. (Training Start) Now get chopping! I want it in small enough pieces to fit in my fireplace. (Training Start) This exercise is less technique and more brute force. Tap! Tap, I say! (Failure) Try to pull your ki into your chest, and then push outward, flexing your arm as you bring it down. (Failure) There's tougher stuff to chop than wood, but I thought we'd start you on something easy. (Failure) One application of infusing ki this way is enhancing your speed: if you push your ki behind you, you will be able to DASH. (Failure) Perhaps we should have started you on cardboard instead of wood... (Failure) Is your hand bleeding? (Failure) That's too bad. (Failure) Did I hear a bone break? (Failure) That's rough. (Failure) Don't worry. You'll regain the use of your fingers later, if you visit a doctor. (Failure) What? I don't CARE if your hand is a bloody stump. Keep chopping! (Failure) But don't get blood on the carpet. (Failure) Crying won't increase your Power Level. Only suffering can do that. (Failure) If your arm is broken, try using your other arm. (Failure) I don't care if you have to use your face. You WILL break this wood. (Failure) Good. I'm satisfied with your progress. You may continue here, but it's time you learned more about ki. (Success) When you're ready, gather the gold and pay me for your next lesson. I think you'll like this next one. (Success) Um, ok. I guess I shouldn't have used cheap wood. (First Try Completion)
Ignite Ki	While your muscles harden, your spirit wanes. Focus, child! Tread the path of balance and master your ki. (Training Start) Today you will learn to form an energy blast. (Training Start) Pour strength into your hands until they burn. And they WILL burn. We will take it from there. (Training Start) Begin. (Training Start) Ki release comes from Hidden Flow exercises. This time, you must resonate with your body's natural ki harmonics. (Failure) Your innate ki pattern is unique but consistent. It is a series of Movements, always the same, to draw energy from your soul. (Failure) Nobody can tell you how to do this. You must start by trial and error, and eventually, by memory. (Failure) Remember each Movement in your ki pattern. Try to take it a step further every time. (Failure) Eventually, the early Movements will become second nature, allowing you to focus on the later ones. (Failure) Your ki must ignite like a raging inferno. Or a sputtering candle flame. (Failure) Once your ki ignites, focus on directing it forward. (Failure) This is an exercise of will as much as strength. (Failure) As you practise, your power is increasing. (Failure) You have yet a ways to go. (Failure) You're holding back! (Failure) Push through the pain! Consume it! (Failure) Let the heat swallow you! Embrace it until you no longer feel your arms. Feel only the raw power between them. (Failure) Yes... Closer! Again! (Failure) YES! Well done. The blast may have been small... (Success) ...But igniting your ki for the first time is like tearing open a floodgate. This is an important milestone. (Success) A small ki blast can finish a retreating opponent, or create an opening for you to attack. Remember this. (Success) When you're ready, we can start your next lesson. Don't forget to check the MOVES screen. (Success) Wow. You could have just TOLD me you already knew how to do it instead of wasting my time. (First Try Success, Requires SMUT 10)
Second Punching Bag	Ohhh... Nothing exciting for you today. I have a bit of a hangover, and you need to work on your fitness anyway. (Training Start) So train with the boxing bag. Ugh, I need a glass of water. (Training Start) *cough* Ugh, my head... (Progression) Just watching you working so hard is making me *bleghargh* ... Ugh. Nauseous! (Progression) I was binge watching re-runs last night and it got a little messy. 18 episodes, back-to-back, and a vodka for each one. It's a little game I like to play sometimes. (Progression) That may sound like a pretty crazy night, but you don't know the half of it. You see, I don't ONLY watch the show. I like to crochet while I'm watching! (Progression) I'm actually making something for you. Some socks. I noticed you don't have any. (Progression) The show? Oh, it's about this guy who gets sick and can't afford his medical costs... So, he starts up a food truck selling pastries on the corner to fund his treatment. (Progression) The catch is, though, that he only accepts cash. He doesn't pay any taxes! The show is very tense. It's called Baking Bad. We should watch together some time! (Progression) I'm actually aching for a nap. Woah... Headspins! (Progression) Ooh, no... *panicked vomit* (Progression) *wiping mouth* Ugh. So... last exercise was the energy blast, right? How's that going? Used it to cook toast yet? (Progression) I've mentioned before, I think, that the idea is to alternate your training. Body, mind, body, mind. So, igniting your ki in our last session should really have given you a huge surge forward. (Progression) You're definitely progressing faster, but... Not really "my ki exploded" kind of fast. We'll see how you go here. Keep smacking that bag. I'll get a feel for your Power Level. (Progression) There's something satisfying about just knocking a bag around, don't you think? Hidden Flow training--like our last session--takes a lot of concentration. Can you say "tedious?" (Progression) When smacking your meaty fists into a boxing bag, though, you can really just let your mind slip away. (Progression) Try to be soothed by the smacking sound. Smack, smack, smack, pause. Smack, smack, smack, pause. (Progression) Smack, smack, smack, pause. Smack... Smack, pause... Smack... (Progression) *Sensei appears to have drifted off to sleep on his feet* (Progression) *gentle snoring and nose whistling* (Progression) *long moment of silence punctuated by a sudden snort* Yes, Mother! I will eat the sandwich. No, no... not with lettuce... *snoring continues* I am late for school... (Progression) They all just... needed... motivation... I just... what I must... *snoring continues* Protect the worldsphere... NoooOOO I LEFT HER THERE, I HAD TO--*abrupt snort* Huh? Where am I? (Progression) Ugh... What time is it? Wow, I really zonked out there. I've been drooling on my shirt. Was I talking in my sleep again? (Progression) Huh? Sounds like they were just bad dreams, {name}. Nothing to worry over. You just keep training. Speaking of which, let's check your Power Level. Hmmmmm... (Progression) Oh no. Not good. Don't get me wrong; you're stronger, but... How long has it been going up by this same amount? (Progression) Ideally, your Power should increase proportionately as you train, but your gains plateaued some time back. (Progression) Having ignited your ki should have let you soar through this. It's meant to be like your body plays catch-up. (Progression) With how quickly you've been progressing up until now, I honestly thought you'd be about THREE TIMES as strong. (Progression) Darn it... You won't stand a chance against the Necromancer like this. If you've reached your limit this early... (Progression) I'm having doubts here, {name}. I thought I could help you, I really did. I thought I sensed something in you. (Progression) Don't let everything I did be for nothing... (Progression) I'm sorry, kid. Just keep going for now. We'll see how far you can push this. (Progression) My mouth tastes seriously sour. Why do I drink so much? Falling asleep standing up, honestly... (Progression) Well, I guess it's like I thought. You seem to have really hit a wall. (Progression) I hate to break it to ya, kid, but if you take on the Necromancer, you're going to die. (Progression) Don't feel bad. Everybody hits their limit eventually. You got further than most. (Progression) Further than most people in general, that is. Not as far as my students usually go. But don't feel bad. It's my fault. (Progression) Going forward from here... It's something you need to work out on your own. You have a block of some kind. Mind, body, I don't know. (Progression) Let me pack this stuff up. (Progression) Huh, I guess the chain must have been rusted or something. Oh well. (Breaking the bag on the first combo)
Powering Up	Kid, I guess this is it. It's been swell training you. (Training Start) I'm gonna go wash this sour taste out of my mouth with a bit of vodka. Ciao. (Training Start) I knew I sensed it in ya, kid... That untapped well of power. And I know there's more in there. (Success, He says this once you leave the gym and come back to the training room) And you've cleaned up that old necromancer, too. So have you checked out the forest yet? (Success) Anyway, we'll talk shop out in the hall. This room... This is for training. (Success) And boy have I got some things lined up for you. I've written a full schedule now. First up, is uh... Weight lifting. (Success) Yeah, I've got a guy who can help with that. So pay me and then we can get into it. (Success) What the $*#^k!? (Completing the training before Sensei leaves the room)
Karl Lifting	Ok, {name}, this is Karl. Karl, {name}. Get acquainted. (Training Start) Karl's an old student of mine. Pure muscle, weighs a ton. Not an easy guy to lift. (Training Start) But that's exactly what you're gonna do. It's gonna be difficult and sweaty, but we need to work on your muscles. (Training Start) Now get up there and show Karl how strong you are! (Training Start) That's it. Get up real close and hold your arms around him. (Failure) Perfect. Come on now, up... Down... Up... Down... (Failure) .Come on, more energy! (Failure) Karl, stop wriggling. You need to stay still. (Failure) {name}, you need to squeeze Karl tighter. Don't let him slip. He's a slippery guy, okay? (Failure) Great work, really great. (Failure) Karl, you keep your core strong. Stabilise. (Failure) No, I'm totally sure this is helping. You're going to get really strong like this. (Failure) Karl wanted a share of your tuition fees. It's a pity I'm training you for free! *wink, wink* (Failure) I could just watch this forever. Two brave young students, full of passion, just really going for it. (Failure) You're almost there, I can feel it. It'll feel so good when you finish! (Failure) *sweating* (Failure) Wow! You kids must be spent. I'm spent. That was great. (Success) Karl, thanks so much for your help. No, I appreciate it, I really do. (Success) Next up, we have... uh... Oooh, standing on a piece of wood. Wow. (Success) But first you have to pay your fees. FREES! Karl, I meant frees. This is free training, okay? *wink, wink* (Success) Karl, you need to eat more. Seriously. (Succeeding on the first try)
Balance	Right. We've had boxing, rhythm, ki patterns, brute force, strength training... Now it's time to BALANCE your training routine. (Training Start) "BALANCE." Get it? Because you're going to have to stand on that wooden post over there. That was a good joke. (Training Start) Go on, though. Just kind of stand up there on one leg, and, like, be one with yourself. Try not to fall and stuff. (Training Start) Yup. That's what I thought. Kid, you're like a super-powered wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube warrior. (Failure) You're all over the shop. Yeesh. I'd have thought with all your fighting ability, this would be easy. (Failure) Ok, have you seen The Karaage Kid? Mr. Miyagi is a hack -- total amateur hour compared to us -- but the balance thing was cool. (Failure) That's where I got this idea. Just wanted to see if you could do it. You know, the crane kick thing. Hyah! (Failure) Pretty cool idea, huh. So, basically, just try to keep yourself stable. Don't fall off. Stay upright. (Failure) As Dak'kon would say, "Balance... in all things." (Failure) I don't know how many different ways I can say the same thing. Stop falling off. (Failure) *dramatic sigh* (Failure) Oh, for dog's sake. Take some stamina pills. You're a mess. (Failure) How's that floor tasting? (Failure) Ouch! That looked like it hurt. (Failure) Aaah... Try to land on the mat, not the concrete. (Failure) Every time you splat, droplets of sweat splash on my shoes. (Failure) Broken nose? (Failure) I bet they heard that one all the way back in the Alleyway. (Failure) Look at you, flopping around on the floor like a fish. Very stylish. (Failure) Ah, I just realised I may not have explained the exercise properly. I'm sorry. You have to BALANCE on the post. (Failure) No... No, that's still not quite it. Try just... standing on it, and then keep standing on it. (Failure) Okay, like that again, but then when you feel like you want to fall off, don't. Don't do that. (Failure) Am I just not... inspiring enough? Authoritative enough? Don't you respect your Sensei? Why won't you do as you're told? (Failure) Kid, I've had a lot of students, but you're the only one who hasn't been able to JUST. STAND. UP. (Failure) Yes! You did it! You're balancing! Okay, but now instead of doing it on your face, try it on your feet. (Failure) Ahahaha. Actually a little embarrassing. (Failure) What, is that thing coated with banana peels? Are your feet made of jelly? (Failure) Do you have wobbly little sausage legs? No toes? Your stomach muscles are actually made from melted cheese? (Failure) Actually, if any of those things are true, you might be delicious. Sausage legs and melted cheese. Yum. (Failure) At least now I know what I'll do with your body if you hit your head when falling. (Failure) Just joking. I haven't had a cannibalism relapse in years--ah, weeks, even. (Failure) Snap! That's gonna be a concussion! (Failure) Crackle! A broken finger! (Failure) Pop! Oh, that looks dislocated! (Failure) At least you're determined. (Failure) Woah! Very stylish. Not quite a crane kick, but hey. At least you didn't faceplant this time. (Success) Wait, what was that flash of light from the sky? You... you learned to dodge? Only... just now? (Success) But dodge is like... the first thing I'm meant to teach you. Didn't I already teach you that? (Success) No, let me get this straight. You've been fighting... all this time... and you didn't know how to dodge? (Success) You fought the Necromancer, and you didn't know how to dodge? Did he notice? (Success) Ok. I'm not laughing. I'm not going to laugh. This is very serious. Aaaaah. Ahem. No, my bad. I thought we'd covered that. (Success) Yeah, I think we'd better stick with other basics for a bit. More karate chopping stuff for you. (Success) But first: your dollarydoos. Give 'em to me. (Success) Am I a joke to you? (Completed on first try, Requires SMUT 10)
Breaking Bricks	Right. You know the drill. Make your hand into a karate knife and chop, chop, chop! (Training Start) Yeah, you're going to have to chop it harder than that. It's bricks this time. (Failure) Aaaaah, like slapping a wall with a wet slice of ham. (Failure) What, is your wrist made out of noodles? I think I can actually hear the bricks laughing at you. (Failure) Oh, nah, that was just a mental projection of my mother, manifestation of my regret and guilt, laughing in my ear. My psych said it'll get better when I accept that she's gone. (Failure) What? No, she's not DEAD. Wow. Insensitive. She just went away on holidays. Yeah, it's been a few days now. I still find myself wondering: why? How could she do this to me? (Failure) The psych said it's unusual to have such strong maternal attachment at my age. That was right before I boiled him into a nice clinical soup using my laser eyes technique. Pew, pew! (Failure) Double entendre! "Pew" is both the laser eyes sound, and what I said when I smelled the soup. Eh, he knew what he was signing up for. Not MY fault. (Failure) It said it right there on my referral: "Volatile." Aah, whadda YOU know? Keep chopping. (Failure) You keep up this smart talk, and it's going to be the boxing bag for you after this. I'll postpone your next ki training. (Failure) Yeah, I was gonna teach you to shoot an energy beam. Pretty cool move. Cool people do it. But not you. Just boxing bags. Hmph. (Failure) So, how do you think this training works? Y'know, scientifically. Is it strength, or technique? (Failure) 'cause you see those, like, monks out there sometimes, doing all this crazy stuff. Walking on nails. I always wonder if it's a trick. (Failure) I mean yeah, we live in a world with literal super powers and energy beams and stuff, but I just really don't trust monks. (Failure) So, I thought I'd give you an exercise a bit like one of theirs, and watch you work. See if you can work out their trick. (Failure) I think it's gotta be the angle of your hand, or maybe when your hand is broken enough, the jagged bones gradually wear the bricks down. (Failure) Yeah, probably the latter, I think. So just keep breaking that hand. Rip and tear until it is done. Little video game reference for you there. (Failure) Oh, sure, I too am allowed to play video games, once I've tidied my room. I have a great trick for THAT, myself. (Failure) You know what? If you work out the monks' trick to breaking these bricks, I'll tell you MY trick for keeping my room tidy. WAY cooler than any stupid monk tomfoolery, and more practical too. It's a deal! (Failure) What do I have against monks? Well... Okay, so it goes like this. One day I was visiting one of their temples. (Failure) I challenged their master and humiliated him in front of his students, broke his legs etc. Typical stuff. (Failure) He had these three eyes and a little flying person-pet in a little hat. Called.. Chow or something. Like a dog name. Really entertaining guy. (Failure) Anyway, so after I beat him and ripped off his legs, I mean broke them, his students get all "accusatory." (Failure) They claim it was an "unfair fight" because he was "in bed." (Failure) And, oh this bit REALLY makes me mad. They insisted I didn't issue a fair challenge before starting to rip off his--er, break his legs. (Failure) Apparently we're meant to write some kind of formal declaration, or at least verbalise our intention. (Failure) What, flying over the front gate and breaking through his bedroom window wasn't a "declaration of intention to fight fairly?" (Failure) Monks. Total bureaucrats. Had to burn down their ENTIRE dojo to make my point. (Failure) Of course, I filled out a formal declaration of intention to fight fairly before I killed all of his students. (Failure) In self-defense! I'm no murderer. They attacked me, when they saw me making off with their master's legs! Which I totally found, by the way. (Failure) So yeah, you can forgive me for being a little sceptical of the whole "righteous and pure monk" schtick. (Failure) So, hey, you interested in buying one of these monk legs I found? Good quality, it's real monk. Hard to find. (Failure) Oh, monk legs have heaps of uses. Dip 'em in a glass of water? Instant holy water. Pay off secret debt? Monk leg really foots the bill. (Failure) Not convinced? Fine, but I have an offer you CAN'T say no to: if you buy this monk leg now, I'll throw in the other half price! (Failure) At these prices, the monk legs are practically running away by themselves! (Failure) Come on, this is some black market stuff. I'm really going out on a limb here, offering this to you. (Failure) What, you think my entrepreneurship doesn't toe the line? Unethical business? I have no sole? (Failure) Fine, I'm severing this negotiation. (Failure) Aah. *wipes tear from eye* That was a good pun-off. Thank you. I think I'm all out of ideas! (Failure) How's that red sloppy hand-ham of yours doing? Wow, it's really swollen! Cool! (Failure) FINALLY! The sound of the bricks cracking was almost as satisfying as the sounds your bones were making. (Failure) Alright, that's this week's lesson done. Pack up your pencil cases, children. (Success) Hey, you wanna go hit the town? I'm feeling frisky. Could use a drink. Maybe a little dancing. (Success) I'm light on my feet, you know. I could still show you a thing or two. (Success) Oh, and per our deal... The trick to keeping your room tidy: push dirty washing piles under the bed. (Success) If you can't fit more washing under the bed? It's time to move home. Works every time. (Success) Honestly, I'm starting to think you don't need me, kid. (Breaking Bricks on First Try)
Third Punching Bag	I did tell you it was going to be boxing again, right? Instead of energy beams? (Training Start) Yeah, you'll learn that about me, kid. I make good on my threats. (Training Start) You give me the smart talk, I hold out on the good stuff. Capiche? So now you're going to hit the bag. (Training Start) If you're good this time, then we'll do the energy beam training afterward. (Training Start) Uhuh. Familiar feeling? A bit harder than you remember? (Progression) I filled the bag up with petrified kittens this time. Really makes it that bit harder to knock it around. (Progression) Oh, come on. I didn't kill the kittens. It's not like that. (Progression) Anyway, some of the kittens aren't even dead yet. Well, they weren't before you started training. (Progression) Oh, what do I have to do to please you? Can't I do anything right? This is about YOUR training. I did this for YOU. (Progression) You don't appreciate me. No, you don't. I make sacrifices. You think I spend your training money on alcohol? (Progression) It barely even covers my out of pocket expenses. Those kittens weren't cheap. And I had to buy a medusa head. (Progression) The medusa head was to petrify them, so they would be hard as stone, to make the bag heavier. Kittens are too soft. (Progression) Oh! Yeah, I didn't think of using regular rocks. Good point. Damn it. (Progression) I'm sorry. Maybe I didn't think this one through. But it's done now, so keep training. (Progression) Did I hear a meow? (Progression) Must have been my imagination. (Progression) Contrary to what you may think, I actually love cats. (Progression) They're soft. Fluffy. Make cute noises. Cute little ears. Button noses. Puffy little paw pads. Toe beans. The lot. (Progression) Of COURSE there aren't really kittens in the bag. I, uh, I was just saying that to motivate you. (Progression) The bag is actually full of... secrets. You don't need to know. But it's working, isn't it? (Progression) One, two, three! Punch, punch, kick! Go team! (Progression) Ah, this satisfying rhythm could lull me right to sleep. (Progression) Aah... (Progression) *gentle snoring* (Progression) *gentle snoring* (Progression) They'll... forgive me... *snuffle, more gentle snoring* (Progression) Just wanted to make things right... *snuffle, more gentle snoring* (Progression) *gentle snoring* (Progression) *gentle snoring* (Progression) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! (Progression) Ugh... *wipes mouth* What... Wow, really slipped off there, didn't I? What time is it? (Progression) Phew. Haven't had a kip like that since... since last time you were boxing. Wow, you need to box more often. (Progression) That bag is starting to look a little sorry. Those kittens probably look like tomato paste by now. Hah. (Progression) What do you MEAN how can I sleep at night? Haven't you been paying attention? This is how. Soothing rhythm. (Progression) Tap, tap, tap. The occasional burst of sound as you make sweet, sweet Power Level gains. Music to my ears. (Progression) Alright kid, time to work. You just keep boxing. This is your punishment for back-talk, don't forget. No more cheek from you. (Progression) There we go. Wow, look at that progress. (Success) Actually, not that much progress. *yawn* You got a bit stronger. That's fine. (Success) That's what happens when you're cheeky. Ok, we'll do some proper training once you pay me. (Success) ...You're starting to remind me of someone, kid. Could you be... no, that's impossible. (Completing Training in first combo)
Compress Ki	Alrighty. Energy beam training. I told ya, didn't I? It's gonna be the BEST. (Training Start) Step onto the mat, and let's do this. (Training Start) So, this training is like the Hidden Flow exercises we did for your ki earlier. You remember? Way back? (Failure) The idea is you gotta resonate with your ki harmonics again, and draw out your power. Feel your way in. (Failure) Memorise the steps. Learn the feeling of pulling out more ki than before. (Failure) It's like putting your hand in a warm apple pie. (Failure) There you are. That big ball might look impressive, but it's loose ki -- it needs to be condensed. (Failure) If you tried to fire it off while loose like that, it'd be little more than a warm fart. (Failure) So, this training will focus on not only drawing out a higher concentration of ki, but the act of condensing it. (Failure) If you condense it with incorrect Flow, it'll just burst -- so you have to keep your innate rhythm. (Failure) Ever had sweetened condensed milk? It's made with the exact same principle. And a bit more sugar. (Failure) Yes. Use your ki pattern to gradually compress the ball. It's a slow dance. (Failure) No, you great lummox. You don't actually need to dance. It was just a metaphor. Bestill your beating feet. (Failure) Take the energy, focus your will, squish it. Squish it into a cute little ball. And then BAM! (Failure) Energy beam to the face! It's a sound way to remind nerds of their place when they pass you in the hall. (Failure) An energy beam is... half way between an energy blast and an energy wave. (Failure) The beam takes a bit more energy and a little bit more time, but it does more damage and looks cooler. (Failure) No. Energy waves are out of the question for now. Focus on your beam training. (Failure) Oh, there's more you should know... Hold on, damn it. Let me check the syllabus. It's been a while. (Failure) Ok, whoever wrote this thing did NOT understand alphabetical order. (Failure) Page 4... Um... (Failure) Right. Attack priorities. Section 3. Energy attacks can cancel each other out. WAVE beats BEAM beats BLAST. Get it? (Failure) And two blasts will collide mid-air. So, if you don't want to take a hit, you can use your ki to block out another blast. (Failure) That's... probably not as good as using your KIAI technique to reflect the blast back at them, but maybe a bit easier. (Failure) Right.. It says here you can fire a BEAM at someone else's blast, and it'll override it, and smack them in the chops. (Failure) So, the BEAM is actually a great counterattack against an opponent's BLAST, if you can get it off in time. (Failure) Aah. Book learnin'. It's not for me. Boring, right? Let me put this away. (Failure) So... How's your search for your next master going? It sounds like you're getting close. Can smell those losers a mile off. (Failure) Come to think of it, this may be the last time you and I train together. (Failure) I could teach you more stuff, but you'll benefit from other masters' perspectives. Even if they're dumb, stupid perspectives. (Failure) Don't worry. Forming an energy beam won't exactly be quick work. We've still got plenty of time together. (Failure) So... Any thoughts on what you're going to do next? I mean, after tracking down and training with the other masters? (Failure) Right. Still hell-bent on finding Emperor Axemetal and his Five Generals of Beatdown, I see. (Failure) I hope you're right, kid. I hope you're going to be as strong as I think you are. (Failure) Axemetal is waiting for you, I can guarantee you that much. Any idea why he burned your farm down? (Failure) I'll bet he saw something in you. Couldn't help but kick the hornets' nest. Well, he managed that, didn't he! (Failure) Of course, I doubt you're going to find Axemetal without getting through the Five Generals first. (Failure) He doesn't like to waste his time on weaklings, that handsome young man doesn't. (Failure) What do you mean how do I know him? I'm not saying I KNOW the guy. I just know OF him. (Failure) You could say our paths have crossed from time to time. You don't need to worry about that. (Failure) Bah. Mind your own business. (Failure) Focus on your training. (Failure) There's a wide world out there, y'know, kid. Bigger than just Axemetal. Bigger threats. Bigger powers. (Failure) That's why I need you. This is just the beginning. (Failure) How you going over there, anyway? Getting further along? (Failure) There's a reason so few people can use ki, you know. It isn't easy. (Failure) That's it. Stay patient. Step by step. Navigate your way through the ki maze, like a rat looking for ki cheese. (Failure) That's a thing, you know. That's why blue cheese is blue. It's the ki energy. The old monk masters make it. (Failure) Mould? No way. The reason it tastes strong is because it IS strong. Powerful stuff. (Failure) The stronger the ki, the stronger the cheese, I always say. I dabble a bit myself. (Failure) Anyway, you focus on your training. (Failure) Beam me up, {name}! (Failure) Boom! I told you beams are cool. Well done, kid. (Success) {name}, I think this will be our last training together for a little while. It's time for you to move on. (Success) Besides, I've conned you out of so much of your money already that I don't even know what to spend it on. (Success) You've come a long way, kid. But to truly grow, you'll need the help of other masters. (Success) Beat them into submission if you have to. They'll train you once you mash them, I'm sure of that. (Success) Most other martial arts masters... ah... don't like me. So, I'll probably stay out of the way. (Success) Heck, I need a rest anyway. I'll still be here. Hanging out in the hall, as always. (Success) My student--my friend--the pleasure has been absolute. Watching you grow has been a wonder. I wasn't sure at first... (Success) But now, I'm confident that you have the power to change everything. You're the one I've been searching for. I know it. (Success) You must never stop training, you hear me? There are foes out there more powerful than either of us can imagine. (Success) Beings that make the Necromancer seem like pre-packaged fairy floss. Power Levels in the billions... Maybe even more. (Success) Most people cap out at maybe 5 power, even with intense training. But I sensed something special in you when I first saw you. (Success) That's why I set you on this path, so long ago. You, my faithful disciple, are Limitless. You are my Fountain of Youth. (Success) Bah, listen to me rambling. I need my afternoon nap. I'll see you out there, kid. Good luck. (Success) Already..? Who... Who are you, really? Are you... Kid, are you like me? (First Try Completion, Requires SMUT 11) No... No, Mother would have told me. But I can't believe I didn't see the resemblance until now! Right under my nose! (First Try Completion) Axemetal won't be happy about this, {name}, but he's right. More right than he realised. You're not just some vessel for power, kid. You're Limitless. (First Try Completion) Screw Axemetal; you have more value as you are! And you're going to benefit from broader training, under other masters. Even if they suck. (First Try Completion)

Wave Fist Master's Training

Training Method	Cost	Reward	Type	Note
Slapping Water	3.5M	None	Flow	Move 1: A,B,A,B,A,B Move 2: A,B,A,B,A,B Move 3: AAA, BBB, AA, BB, AAA Move 4: ABA,BAB,AB,BA,ABA Move 5: A,ABA,B,BAB,A,B,AAB
Walking Underwater	82M	Wave Fist Style	Walking	Need 802.5 Power Level to complete

Gut Blender Master's Training

Training Method	Cost	Reward	Type	Note
Breaking Metal	8B	None	Struggle	3600+ Max Power Level is needed to break the bricks.
Punching Rocks	450B	Gut Blender	Punching Bag	3800 base Power Level is needed to complete this training (approximately 5180 Max Power level)

Thousand Fang Master's Training

Training Method	Cost	Reward	Type	Note
Napping	20Q1	Power Nap	Flow	Stage 1: A,B,X,ABX Stage 2: AA,BB,XX,ABX Stage 3: AB,BX,XA,ABX Stage 4: BA,XB,AX,XBA Stage 5: XBA,AXB,BAX,ABX Stage 6: AAA,BBB,XXX,ABX
Picking Tomatoes	75,000Q1	Thousand Fang Style	Picking	Either hold your finger on a specific tomato to pick that one, or anywhere else to automatically pick tomatoes. You can also drink the wine once it has filled to refill some of your stamina, and click the basket once it is filled to get some bonus EXP.

Shadow Kick Master's Training

Training Method	Cost	Reward	Type	Note
Balance	200Q2	None	Balance	You take a little damage each time you fall, but you can't die from this training (minimum 3% hp).
Absorbing Shadows	200,000Q2	Shadow Kick	Long press	Either click and hold on a shadow as it moves towards you until it's absorbed, or, if you have enough power level, hold below you to absorb all five shadows at once. Unlike other training, this one is completed by reaching 480,200 base power instead of completing an objective.

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Name	Notes
Soul Fist	Similar to a power-up, red aura with different tiers, X1, X2 X3 x4, . Drains stamina overtime while active. (P.S X4 soul fist increases your power by X2 as shown in the trailer!)
Ki Wave	Bigger Ki beam. only usable by masters as of now.
SuperDash	a faster, and more ki expensive, Dash. Deals damage on contact with an enemy.

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