Achievements grant AP that can be spent at the Multiversal Gloating Machine
| Missable Achievements | ||||
| # | Name | AP | Unlock requirements | When is it Lost |
| 1 | Not Terrible | 1 | Force Shineboy to power up during prologue | Dying in the prologue |
| 20 | Defiant and Disrespectful | 1 | Just after the prologue before Sensei unlocks the training room, talk to him with the Smelly Gi equipped but NOT the belt | Talk to Sensei for the first time with the gear properly put on |
| 43 | Disappointed | 1 | Don't worry, you'll learn more moves when you're stronger : ' ) (Open the moves tab without knowing any additional moves) | S.M.U.T. upgrade 6 |
| 81 | Accounting Trick | 12 | Refund a scroll while having an aqua scroll, then buy the metafestation smut upgrade and buy a new scroll. | S.M.U.T. upgrade 11 done wrong |
| Achievements 1-100 | ||
| Name | AP | Unlock requirements |
| Not Terrible | 1 | Force Shineboy to power up during prologue |
| Relentless | 1 | Destroy the barrier in the hallway while staying at Power Level 1. |
| No Respect | 2 | Exited the Healing Chamber before Sensei made it to the door |
| Tarquin's Friend | 1 | Ask about Tarquin 5 times |
| DDR Master | 3 | Perfect score in Flow training |
| Just The Tip | 1 | Listen to all of Sensei's Hot Tips |
| Twins, Basil | 6 | Get 2 Royal equipment in the shop at the same time |
| Call 1-800-Gamblers-Anonymous | 4 | Restocked the shop 10 times in 2 minutes |
| Hot On Your Trail | 1 | Escape the City |
| Easy Mode | 1 | Use the World Map to travel to a stage you've beaten |
| Hatfist Limitless | 5 | Wear 4 hats at once |
| Real Superhero | 3 | Wear underwear outside of your pants |
| Lucky 7s | 8 | Equip 7 pieces of gear at once |
| Arrrrrrrr | 4 | Wear a full set of Pirate gear |
| Weighted Training Gear | 1 | 2 pieces of Military or better gear at once |
| Fancy Pants | 1 | Wear a piece of Royal Gear |
| Prince of All Iridians | 10 | Wear 3 pieces of Royal Gear at once |
| One Puuuuuuunch | 1 | Kill enemy in one punch |
| Untapped Power | 1 | Use Power Up |
| Defiant and Disrespectful | 1 | Just after the prologue before Sensei unlocks the training room, talk to him with the Smelly Gi equipped but NOT the belt |
| Aspiring Model | 4 | Complete a standard collection (find a full set of stage gear) |
| Full Set | 12 | Complete your first standard set. |
| That's.... Impossible! | 4 | Dodge an enemy Energy Wave |
| High Stakes Pong | 4 | Reflect an Energy Blast with Kiai |
| Strategist | 1 | Break enemy blocks with Kiai 10 times |
| Battering Ram | 1 | Brute force through enemy blocks 25 times |
| One Finger Death Punch | 1 | Get through a struggle training in one tap |
| Tricksy Devil | 7 | Bypassed a block performing a sucker punch feint (Let go of gut blender before it's fully charged while the enemy is blocking, and enemy must be strong enough to not be one shot by the punch.) |
| Stronger After Every Battle | 4 | Zenkai for the first time |
| Shine This | 1 | Beat Shineboy |
| Oh, Crap | 2 | Watch The Necromancer power up |
| Ordained One | 2 | Beat The Necromancer |
| Animal Cruelty | 2 | Beat Humphrey B. Bear |
| Worthy of Training 1 | 6 | Beat Wave Fist Master |
| Worthy of Training 2 | 10 | Beat Gut Blender Master |
| Worthy of Training 3 | 18 | Beat Thousand Fang Master |
| Worthy of Training 4 | 40 | Beat Shadow Kick Master |
| This.... Power! | 12 | Unlock Aura (Reach 24k base power) |
| Critic | 1 | Rate the game |
| Asthmatic | 5 | Spend 5 minutes puffing for air |
| Juicing | 6 | Use 20 stamina pills |
| Birth in Reverse | 1 | Enter the Healing Tank |
| Disappointed | 1 | Don't worry, you'll learn more moves when you're stronger : ' ) (Open the moves tab w/o knowing any additional moves) |
| Nooooooooooo | 4 | Get killed by an Energy Wave |
| Just... A little... More! | X | Unobtainable Currently |
| Who Thought This Was Fun? | 3 | Fail Flow Training 20 times |
| So I Just Rub Them Like This? | 1 | Upgraded Basic gear to Military by rubbing green Dragon Tokens on it |
| Move Like Water | 8 | Use Wave Fist 30 times |
| Breakfast Analysis | 12 | Use Gut Blender 30 times |
| Stabby Knife Hands | 16 | Use Thousand Fang 30 times |
| Here's Johnny | 20 | Use Shadow Kick 30 times |
| Working 9 to 5 | 1 | Grind the same stage 5 times in a row |
| I'm Beyond You | 2 | Left Shineboy face-down in a puddle of his own blood and urine (Most likely one-shot him?) |
| Scissors, Paper, Beam! | 8 | Use Energy Beam to override an Energy Blast |
| Lean on Me | 10 | Followed Shopkeeper's story and won't be surprised when he's gone (Listen to all of the shopkeeper dialogue I guess) |
| Wise Little Owl | 25 | Sought the counsel of each CD of your masters before fighting General Tarquin [ie. being post Shadow Keeper progress] |
| Catastrophic Failure | 1 | "Fail training so hard sensei runs out of dialogue" |
| The Next Day... | 4 | Go offline for over 8 hours |
| Socials 1 | 1 | Check the DFL Subreddit through the Settings Tab |
| Socials 2 | 1 | Check DFL Twitter through the Settings Tab |
| Socials 3 | 1 | Check the DFL Facebook page through the Settings Tab |
| Socials 4 | 1 | Check the DFL Discord through the Settings Tab |
| OMG Shut Up | 1 | Mute the music/SFX |
| Eager Consumer | 1 | Check the Emporium 10 times |
| Member of the Community | 1 | Chat in game multiple times |
| Covet Thy Neighbor | 1 | Check another player's profile 10 times |
| Quality of Life | 7 | Equip a saved loadout |
| Neat Freak | 7 | Sort inventory 10 times |
| Wrong Way, Go Back | 1 | Killed in Old Tunnels before finding Wave Fist Master. Way out of your depth! |
| Sweaty and Passionate | 1 | Trained with Karl |
| Expensive Taste | 8 | Equip 7 pieces of royal gear at once |
| Zoom, Zoom, Zoom | 10 | Meditate in less than 4 hours |
| Sonik the Sleephog | 15 | Meditate in less than 1 hour |
| Basically Burter | 20 | Meditate in less than 15 minutes |
| Premature Emeditation | 25 | Meditate in less than 2 minutes |
| Pay 2 Win | 30 | SMUT upgrade 14 |
| Min Max to Victory | 15 | Respec AP 10 times |
| First Blood | 1 | Kill someone |
| Fatality! | X | Unobtainable Currently |
| Accounting Trick | 12 | Refund a scroll while having a teal scroll, then buy the metafestation smut upgrade and buy a new scroll. |
| Is This Vegan? | 8 | Use a soul orb |
| Ready to Snuggle | 10 | Prove science wrong by achieving a physics-defying level of comfyness (Wear one of each comfiness item: Bunny Slippers, Pyjama Top, Pyjama Bottom, Night Cap) |
| Ultra Nap | 18 | get a x10 Power Nap |
| Cheap Shot | 6 | Hit a boss immediately after their monologue, before they can fight |
| _Hello?>This is All I C<an Do to Hel"p | 99 | Reach the boss of Planet Patrol 100 |
| Storm Rider! | 6 | Laziness breeds new optimisations. [Use an Energy Blast then dash after it for a total of approximately 60 seconds (still being tested). Once the dash time has been fulfilled, you only need to defeat one enemy with this technique. Dashing behind an Energy Blast can be fulfilled in the main hallway of the Gym. Does not require SMUT16.] Once unlocked, a new sound effect, model outline and increased speed is unlocked when performing a Storm Ride. |
| Surprise! | 5 | Start Wave Fist Master's 2nd training |
| Ice, Ice, Sensei | 10 | Start Gut Blender Master's 2nd training |
| Awwwww, Yes | 15 | Start Thousand Fang Master's 2nd training |
| Murder in the Dark | 20 | Start Shadow Kick Master's 2nd training |
| Water Fight | 5 | Beat Wave Fist Master with Wave Fist |
| Smells Like Jam | 8 | Beat Gut Blender Master with Gut Blender |
| Thousand Pathetic Jokes | 12 | Beat Thousand Fang Master with Thousand Fang |
| Stink Kick | 16 | Beat Shadow Kick Master with Shadow Kick |
| Mass Murderer 1 | 1 | Kill 25 Enemies |
| Mass Murderer 2 | 1 | Kill 50 Enemies |
| Mass Murderer 3 | 2 | Kill 100 Enemies |
| Mass Murderer 4 | 2 | Kill 250 Enemies |
| Mass Murderer 5 | 3 | Kill 500 Enemies |
| Achievements 101-200 | ||
| Name | AP | Unlock requirements |
| Mass Murderer 6 | 4 | Kill 750 Enemies |
| Mass Murderer 7 | 5 | Kill 1000 Enemies |
| Mass Murderer 8 | 5 | Kill 1500 Enemies |
| Mass Murderer 9 | 6 | Kill 2000 Enemies |
| Mass Murderer 10 | 8 | Kill 3000 Enemies |
| Mass Murderer 11 | 16 | Kill 5000 Enemies |
| Mass Murderer 12 | 32 | Kill 10,000 enemies |
| Mass Murderer 13 | 48 | Killed 25,000 enemies |
| Mass Murderer 14 | 64 | Killed 50,000 enemies |
| Mass Murderer 15 | 128 | Killed 100,000 enemies |
| Prestigious 1 | 4 | 1 Meditation |
| Prestigious 2 | 8 | 5 Meditations |
| Prestigious 3 | 12 | 20 Meditations |
| Prestigious 4 | 18 | 50 Meditations |
| Prestigious 5 | 24 | 100 Meditations |
| Prestigious 6 | 32 | 200 Meditations |
| Prestigious 7 | 40 | 300 Meditations |
| Prestigious 8 | 48 | 500 Meditations |
| Prestigious 9 | 56 | 750 Meditations |
| Prestigious 10 | 64 | 1000 Meditations |
| Prestigious 11 | 72 | 1500 Meditations |
| Prestigious 12 | 80 | 2000 Meditations |
| Prestigious 13 | 88 | 3000 Meditations |
| Prestigious 14 | 96 | 5000 Meditations |
| Prestigious 15 | 104 | 10000 Meditations |
| Average Farmer | 2 | Reach Power Level 5 |
| Elite Martial Artist | 2 | Reach Power Level 30 |
| Insane From Earth | 5 | Reach Power Level 416 |
| A Match for Reditz | 10 | Reach Power Level 1500 |
| It's Over Nine Thousaaaaaand! | 16 | Reach Power Level 9001 |
| Nailed It | 32 | Reach Power Level 42000 |
| It's Higher than Yours, Cap'n! | 48 | Reach a Power Level of 120,000 |
| Planetary Threat | 56 | Reach a Power Level of 530,000 |
| Power Level: One Million | 64 | Reach a Power Level of 1M |
| 5 Mill High Club | 72 | Reach a Power Level of 5M |
| Pushing Limits | 80 | Reach a Power Level of 18M |
| Soul Fist Explosion!!! | 90 | Reach a Power Level of 50M |
| Hope of the Universe | 100 | Reach a Power Level of 150M |
| Trust Fund Baby 1 | 2 | Have a gold amount of 100 |
| Trust Fund Baby 2 | 2 | Have a gold amount of 1K |
| Trust Fund Baby 3 | 3 | Have a gold amount of 10K |
| Trust Fund Baby 4 | 4 | Have a gold amount of 100K |
| Trust Fund Baby 5 | 5 | Have a gold amount of 1M |
| Trust Fund Baby 6 | 5 | Have a gold amount of 10M |
| Trust Fund Baby 7 | 6 | Have a gold amount of 100M |
| Trust Fund Baby 8 | 8 | Have a gold amount of 1B |
| Trust Fund Baby 9 | 9 | Have a gold amount of 10B |
| Trust Fund Baby 10 | 9 | Have a gold amount of 100B |
| Trust Fund Baby 11 | 10 | Have a gold amount of 1T |
| Trust Fund Baby 12 | 11 | Have a gold amount of 10T |
| Trust Fund Baby 13 | 12 | Have a gold amount of 100T |
| Trust Fund Baby 14 | 12 | Have a gold amount of 1Q |
| Trust Fund Baby 15 | 13 | Have a gold amount of 10Q |
| Trust Fund Baby 16 | 15 | Have a gold amount of 100Q |
| Trust Fund Baby 17 | 16 | Have a gold amount of 1000Q |
| Trust Fund Baby 18 | 16 | Have a gold amount of 10000Q |
| Trust Fund Baby 19 | 17 | Have a gold amount of 100000Q |
| Trust Fund Baby 20 | 18 | Have a gold amount of 1Q1 |
| Trust Fund Baby 21 | 19 | Have a gold amount of 10Q1 |
| Trust Fund Baby 22 | 19 | Have a gold amount of 100Q1 |
| Trust Fund Baby 23 | 20 | Have a gold amount of 1000Q1 |
| Trust Fund Baby 24 | 22 | Have a gold amount of 10000Q1 |
| Trust Fund Baby 25 | 23 | Have a gold amount of 100000Q1 |
| Trust Fund Baby 26 | 23 | Have a gold amount of 1Q2 |
| Trust Fund Baby 27 | 24 | Have a gold amount of 10Q2 |
| Trust Fund Baby 28 | 25 | Have a gold amount of 100Q2 |
| Trust Fund Baby 29 | 26 | Have a gold amount of 1000Q2 |
| Trust Fund Baby 30 | 26 | Have a gold amount of 10000Q2 |
| Trust Fund Baby 31 | 27 | Have a gold amount of 100000Q2 |
| Trust Fund Baby 32 | 29 | Have a gold amount of 1Q3 |
| Trust Fund Baby 33 | 30 | Have a gold amount of 10Q3 |
| Trust Fund Baby 34 | 30 | Have a gold amount of 100Q3 |
| Trust Fund Baby 35 | 31 | Have a gold amount of 1000Q3 |
| Trust Fund Baby 36 | 32 | Have a gold amount of 10000Q3 |
| Trust Fund Baby 37 | 33 | Have a gold amount of 100000Q3 |
| Trust Fund Baby 38 | 33 | Have a gold amount of 1Q4 |
| Trust Fund Baby 39 | 40 | Have a gold amount of 1000Q4 |
| Trust Fund Baby 40 | 45 | Have a gold amount of 1Q5 |
| Trust Fund Baby 41 | 50 | Have a gold amount of 1000Q5 |
| Trust Fund Baby 42 | 55 | Have a gold amount of 1Q6 |
| Trust Fund Baby 43 | 60 | Have a gold amount of 1000Q6 |
| Trust Fund Baby 44 | 65 | Have a gold amount of 1Q7 |
| Trust Fund Baby 45 | 70 | Have a gold amount of 1000Q7 |
| Trust Fund Baby 46 | 75 | Have a gold amount of 1Q8 |
| Trust Fund Baby 47 | 80 | Have a gold amount of 1000Q8 |
| Trust Fund Baby 48 | 85 | Have a gold amount of 1Q9 |
| Trust Fund Baby 49 | 90 | Have a gold amount of 1000Q9 |
| Trust Fund Baby 50 | 100 | Have a gold amount of 1Q10 |
| White Belt | 1 | Complete 1 Lesson |
| Yellow Belt | 2 | Complete Several Lessons |
| Blue Belt | 4 | Complete Many Lessons |
| Black Belt | 18 | Master a diverse set of fighting moves [currently completion of wave+gut+fang+shadow?] |
| Tu Casa Es Mi Casa 1 | 1 | Loot 5 things |
| Tu Casa Es Mi Casa 2 | 2 | Loot 20 things |
| Tu Casa Es Mi Casa 3 | 2 | Loot 50 things |
| Tu Casa Es Mi Casa 4 | 3 | Loot 100 things |
| Tu Casa Es Mi Casa 5 | 5 | Loot 200 things |
| Tu Casa Es Mi Casa 6 | 7 | Loot 300 things |
| Tu Casa Es Mi Casa 7 | 9 | Loot 400 things |
| Tu Casa Es Mi Casa 8 | 11 | Loot 500 things |
| Achievements 201-246 | ||
| Name | AP | Unlock requirements |
| Tu Casa Es Mi Casa 9 | 13 | Loot 750 things |
| Tu Casa Es Mi Casa 10 | 15 | Loot 1000 things |
| Tu Casa Es Mi Casa 11 | 17 | Loot 1500 things |
| Tu Casa Es Mi Casa 12 | 19 | Loot 2000 things |
| Tu Casa Es Mi Casa 13 | 21 | Loot 3000 things |
| Tu Casa Es Mi Casa 14 | 23 | Loot 5000 things |
| Tu Casa Es Mi Casa 15 | 25 | Loot 10000 things |
| Enterprising 1 | 1 | Sell 5 things |
| Enterprising 2 | 2 | Sell 20 things |
| Enterprising 3 | 2 | Sell 50 things |
| Enterprising 4 | 3 | Sell 100 things |
| Enterprising 5 | 5 | Sell 200 things |
| Enterprising 6 | 7 | Sell 300 things |
| Enterprising 7 | 9 | Sell 400 things |
| Enterprising 8 | 11 | Sell 500 things |
| Enterprising 9 | 13 | Sell 750 things |
| Enterprising 10 | 15 | Sell 1000 things |
| Enterprising 11 | 17 | Sell 1500 things |
| Enterprising 12 | 19 | Sell 2000 things |
| Enterprising 13 | 21 | Sell 3000 things |
| Enterprising 14 | 23 | Sell 5000 things |
| Enterprising 15 | 25 | Sell 10000 things |
| Scribe 1 | 2 | Own 1 Scroll |
| Scribe 2 | 4 | Own 3 Scrolls |
| Scribe 3 | 7 | Own 5 Scrolls |
| Scribe 4 | 11 | Own 7 Scrolls |
| Scribe 5 | 15 | Own 9 Scrolls |
| Scribe 6 | 20 | Own 11 Scrolls |
| Scribe 7 | 26 | Own 13 Scrolls |
| Scribe 8 | 33 | Own 15 Scrolls |
| Scribe 9 | 41 | Own 20 scrolls |
| Scribe 10 | 50 | Own 25 scrolls |
| Scribe 11 | 60 | Own 30 scrolls |
| Scribe 12 | 75 | Own 35 scrolls |
| Beastmaster 1 | 5 | Complete 1 beastiary entry |
| Beastmaster 2 | 8 | Complete 5 beastiary entries |
| Beastmaster 3 | 12 | Complete 10 beastiary entries |
| Beastmaster 4 | 16 | Complete 20 beastiary entries |
| Beastmaster 5 | 20 | Complete 30 beastiary entries |
| Beastmaster 6 | 25 | Complete 50 beastiary entries |
| Beastmaster 7 | 30 | Complete 75 bestiary entries |
| Beastmaster 8 | X | Unobtainable Currently |
| Beastmaster 9 | X | Unobtainable Currently |
| Beastmaster 10 | X | Unobtainable Currently |
| Beastmaster 11 | X | Unobtainable Currently |
| Beastmaster 12 | X | Unobtainable Currently |